In what experts are calling the ultimate emotional endurance test, the newly released Roblox game "Find the Penshos" has apparently caused an unexpected surge in suicide rates… among players' patience.
The game, which tasks players with locating the elusive "Penshos," was designed by MaskDude, who apparently thinks players are all seasoned obby veterans. Newbies beware: traps, impossible jumps, and pixel-perfect platforms await at every turn. Many have reportedly spent hours, sometimes days, without a single Pensho found.
"I've been stuck trying to solve the 'Wayback Machine Pensho' puzzle for three days straight," said one weary player, eyes bloodshot from staring at virtual clues and timelines. "Now I understand the true meaning of despair… and obby trauma."
When asked for comment, MaskDude reportedly shrugged and said: "It's all skill issue."
Psychologists recommend deep breathing, therapy, and possibly uninstalling the game as the only proven methods to survive this mental rollercoaster. Meanwhile, players continue their Sisyphean quest for Penshos, questioning their life choices.
Gamers everywhere are asking: Is it a game, or is it a modern art experiment in suffering? The answer might just be… yes.